Friday Funnies - Advertise

A lion met a tiger as they drew beside a pool,

Said the tiger, "Tell me why You're roaring like a fool." 

"That's not foolish," said the lion with a twinkle in his eyes.

"They call me king of all beasts because I advertise."

A rabbit heard them talking and ran home like a streak;

He thought he'd try the lion's plan, but his roar was just a squeak.

A fox came to investigate - had luncheon in the woods,

So when you advertise, my friends, be sure you've got the goods.

~Exchange