A lion
met a tiger as they drew beside a pool,
Said the
tiger, "Tell me why You're roaring like a fool."
"That's
not foolish," said the lion with a twinkle in his eyes.
"They
call me king of all beasts because I advertise."
A rabbit
heard them talking and ran home like a streak;
He
thought he'd try the lion's plan, but his roar was just a squeak.
A fox
came to investigate - had luncheon in the woods,
So when
you advertise, my friends, be sure you've got the goods.
~Exchange